scharpling: #FD Hey, I just noticed that we're both wearing robes... I guess...
scharpling: #FD Hey, I just noticed that we're both wearing robes... I guess you could call us the Robe Twins, eh?"
View Articlescharpling: #FD "Something I've been waiting to get my hands on for a long time.
scharpling: #FD "Something I've been waiting to get my hands on for a long time.
View Articlescharpling: #FD Something that is going to make me a very very rich man.
scharpling: #FD Something that is going to make me a very very rich man.
View Articlescharpling: #FD If you help me get rid of the body I can cut you in for a...
scharpling: #FD If you help me get rid of the body I can cut you in for a chunk of the spoils - how about one third?"
View Articlescharpling: #FD Janet was so far over her head at this point, but she nodded...
scharpling: #FD Janet was so far over her head at this point, but she nodded slightly to the senator as she poured the rest of the bourbon into a glass.
View Articlescharpling: #FD Leiberman creaked out a limp smile back before adding,...
scharpling: #FD Leiberman creaked out a limp smile back before adding, "Great, now let's go get rid of this body in the woods before the sun comes up."
View Articlescharpling: #FD The Durango rolled into a spot on the street across from the...
scharpling: #FD The Durango rolled into a spot on the street across from the bungalow just as the GPS said, "You have arrived at your destination."
View Articlescharpling: #FD And behind the wheel, Michael Richards was truly starting to...
scharpling: #FD And behind the wheel, Michael Richards was truly starting to freak out.
View Articlescharpling: #FD This isn't just a moment, he realized.
scharpling: #FD This isn't just a moment, he realized.
View Articlescharpling: #FD This could be THE moment... the one that changes everything...
scharpling: #FD This could be THE moment... the one that changes everything from this point on.
View Articlescharpling: #FD You didn't put up with Seinfeld's shit for all those years...
scharpling: #FD You didn't put up with Seinfeld's shit for all those years just to have some - don't call him THAT WORD! - "man of color" just steal it.
View Articlescharpling: #FD He turned the rearview mirror, tilting it diagonally so the...
scharpling: #FD He turned the rearview mirror, tilting it diagonally so the better part of his face could stare back.
View Articlescharpling: #FD He teased his hair with his left hand, and even though the...
scharpling: #FD He teased his hair with his left hand, and even though the last few years had been rough he thought he still looked pretty damn good.
View Articlescharpling: #FD He locked eyes with himself.
scharpling: #FD He locked eyes with himself.
View Articlescharpling: #FD If this was going to be THE moment after all, he would face...
scharpling: #FD If this was going to be THE moment after all, he would face it down the way he faced down every other hurdle throughout his life.
View Articlescharpling: #FD The same way he faced down the shouters and critics...the...
scharpling: #FD The same way he faced down the shouters and critics...the ones who seemed to carry so much more hate in their hearts than he ever held.
View ArticleRonJonopoly: Just noticed # of people @scharpling is following. Laughed out...
RonJonopoly: Just noticed # of people @scharpling is following. Laughed out loud to myself. Now the people around me are creeped out. #KnightsTemplar
View ArticleJenKirkman: I think that a friend of mine "favorited" a Tweet of mine while I...
JenKirkman: I think that a friend of mine "favorited" a Tweet of mine while I was on the phone with them. Should I kick their ass? Or is that cool?
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